porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 08, 2016

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porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024

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gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023

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Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

by Curly burger May 28, 2023

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piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair December 25, 2017

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