Porked

The past-tense of the work pork which means to penetrate or penetrated.

Oh man, I porked so many people last night at the party it wasn't even funny.

by lalaalaala September 27, 2006

Pokey Stick

Pokey Stick is a delicious cheesy bread stick like creation served by Gumby's Pizza.

Ummm, I can't wait to eat some Pokey Sticks.

by November C January 17, 2011

Pokey bum strum

The female version of 'Pokey bum wank'. To poke one's self in the bottom to increase pleasure, whilst masturbating.

Think i'll just stay in tonight and have a pokey bum strum.

by Anne3260 March 3, 2011

Hokey Pokey

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal

Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."

by chillary April 29, 2015

pokey thing

A long and slender object, such as a paperclip, used to stir marijuana ash in search for remaining plant material.

I think it's cached... does anyone have a pokey thing?

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

porkemon

the children's show pokemon turned into a porno.

freak- "did you see that porkemon video on the internet!? it was great!"

normal person- "fuck you"

by jack-knob May 30, 2009