Porcupied

To be mentally 'pre-occupied' and unable to cope with current tasks or converstation.

"Sorry, can you repeat that again, I have been completely porcupied"

by altergo August 2, 2009

Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.

Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!

by Mastagon February 25, 2010

porculent

Fat, rotund, obese, etc. Derives from a combination of corpulent and porcine. Applies to people, pets, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

"Wow, that guinea pig is porculent. Quit feeding it so many pellets."

by spinningtabletop February 8, 2009

Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

by reapre May 19, 2010

Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.

Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.

by Vintic aka Elliot June 24, 2006

porcupine woman

a woman that has as many dicks sticking out of her, that she has had in her. Looks like a porcupine.

Porcupine woman looks like a porcupine when she has as many dicks sticking out of her, as she had sticking in her.

by Muffin8her October 19, 2010

porcupiner

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

by JOE July 26, 2004