poor man's pizza sandwich

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

by The Real Driller August 30, 2022

Poor man's vacation

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

poor man's drink

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.

"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"

by spazwcr July 7, 2020

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Poor Man's Spliff

Lighting and smoking a cigarette with tobacco and one hitter with Cannabis simultaneously. It can also be used as an attempt to mask the weed smell if circumstances require.

I grabbed a Marlboro red and poked my one hitter into the last of my weed to smoke a poor man's spliff.

by Riverrat69 December 11, 2022