A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010
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"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."
by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012
Get the Pepper Pooper mug.When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.
by Richard Round Tree March 20, 2022
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Get the Pooper Scooper mug.1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
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1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010
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Get the pooper goop mug.Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
by Andythemailman April 20, 2013
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