pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

Pepper Pooper

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.

"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."

by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

by ApolloEz November 6, 2018

pooper-intendent

A school super intendent who has a penchant for pooping on school football fields.

Did you hear about the pooper-intendent at Holmdel High's school??!

by anon.gcfgv755r June 4, 2018

UD Pooper

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.

Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.

by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013

pooper goop

Goop that comes from your pooper.

Dining hall food makes some nasty pooper goop.

by Pimp Masta Mark April 23, 2007