Pono

An annoying faggot that makes up shit and lies out of his ass 24/7. Enjoys big cocks and always takes it in the butt. Says he's the shit but never proves himself. Can't do any kind of flip, or even a heel flip, since the pavement is never right. If seen, contact the humane society and report a wild faggot. Hope he gets neutered.

Hey guys did you see pono?

Yeah man, he fucking sucked my dads cock, and then bailed a front flip. What a gay guy.

by Anal faggina December 13, 2014

Poomed

Being successfully exhausted or at the edge of falling asleep after a good and busy day.

"Woah, that was crazy! Base-jumping, laser tagging, parkour, shopping...what a day! I am so poomed!"

Or, simply..."I am so poomed." (With a suggested mood and previous day schedule that was completely and utterly pure awesomeness.)

by Diane Toluvia June 24, 2011

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 9, 2022

malama pono

Respect, in Hawaiian slang.

I have a lot of malama pono for you.

by Allen Feldman April 21, 2006

pooman

normaly a boy named ronnie or craig will be called pooman for pooing him self in 6th grade and sticking up the class room

ahhh dude u jus did the pooman

by i love duddddddie October 7, 2009

poombreh

An insult used by stoners...Combines "poom" (dick, twat, idiot etc) and "Breh" (Shortened from "brehithwin" - carribean word for brother)
And so creates "poombreh" meaning dickhead, fucker, prick etc, but not as vicious refering it to friends etc.

"he's a poombreh"

Smith says- "That cunt just nicked my lighter!"
Jones replies- "poombreh"

by Nialbm June 19, 2006

Ponemeckis

Thus a faggot by heart that cuts off part of his spine to stretch down and suck his own cock. He also dresses his penis and several dildos to make it look like an udder and he "milks" himself all day.

Wooow that kid daniel Ponemeckised himself last thursday.

by Canadian pipeline November 5, 2010