playstation 3

an inferior gaming system compared to the x box 360. known best for having lame-ass japanese fighting games as the main profit. (devil may cry 4).
while the rest of the world is playing AWESOME games like halo 3 ODST, the playstation gamers are stuck with pussy ass titles like naruto storm, and Eternal Sonata.

x box owner 1: Broheem, we gonna play some Halo 3 ODST firefight tonight?

x box owner 2: Hell yes broseph! we gonna get the vidmaster challenges, yay recon!!!

playstation 3 owner: im gonna go play Naruto.....

(x box owners point and laugh, then skip away to go kill the covenant)

by i cant find an unused name! October 2, 2009

PlayStation 5

Its just a fricking Wi-Fi router.
Who the frick designed it has a reserved place in hell.

I have new Wi-Fi router,
its called PlayStation 5.

by RatInFreezer June 12, 2020

playstation 3

A blu-ray player with a mediocre game console surrounding it.

Playstation 3 sucks.

by bewareoblivionisathand March 11, 2007

playstation 3

A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.

Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.

by L. Adam July 20, 2008

playstation 3

Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.

Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?

by Harsh_Critic March 26, 2005

Playstation

A thing that is so gay it gets the nickname gaystation

Man, Justin’s homosexual because he plays video games on his “gaystation” or a playstation

by Siguy6969 August 19, 2019

politation

John Lai

I saw John Lai at Weber’s place and he is not a fake politation!

by Doctor Vincent January 15, 2019