Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013

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Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014

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knob polishing

continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.

I polished his knob until he was crying.

by annie September 9, 2004

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Polish suitcase

A plastic bag.

Hey honey, fetch me a Polish suitcase so I can carry my shoes home.

by Johnathan T. Drinkwater October 9, 2008

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Polish Condom

A sock on your penis

Polish Condom

by KKKoonhater April 12, 2010

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The lesbian equivalent of the "gay beard". A male who is dating a lesbian, whether he is aware of that fact or not. The lesbian uses this man to pretend that she is straight.
This stems from the stereotype that lesbians keep short, undecorated nails for fingering.

Poor Allen, he has no idea that he's been Jenny's 'nail polish' for the past 5 years.

by LipstickLesbo March 26, 2017

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