Mashed Potatoes

When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.

1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!

Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!

Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!

Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!

2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.

3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.

by aspman November 28, 2009

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Meat and Potatoes

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.

Johnno: *Squashes his package into place* "Yep, I can actually run now."
Also see:
Cut Lunch

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

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Mashed potatoes

A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!

Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!

by Billy Corgan May 5, 2006

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