jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

jelly no pogo stick

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

by fucxk January 13, 2021

penis pogo

The art of jumping from one (man) penis to another over& over.

Oh she like to play penis Pogo.

by Mortica May 22, 2016

The Pogo Stick

When a man and a woman are having sex sitting down. The man then proceeds to stand up while still inside his partner. He then proceeds to jump up and down vigorously. This tends to work better if the man’s partner is a smaller woman.

I tried the pogo stick on that chick last night, my legs will be sore for weeks!

I tried to pogo stick that fat girl and almost broke my dick clean off!

by DaddysBelt January 12, 2022

Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

Italian pogo

When someone breaks into a stranger's house and puts their ass on the stranger's face. The ass is moved up and down gently like a Pogo stick.

"Last night I broke into David's house and gave him the Italian pogo." "Wow, he was so lucky."

by ImInYourMomsBedroom February 10, 2015