splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

platters

1. A set of cans (rack) that defies gravity, as if supported by, or served up on platters.

One monstrous set of platters is almost
too much for any man.

by pmc November 2, 2002

manhattan hot platter

the act of placing fecal matter in a female's mouth, and then her performing oral sex.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009

Pooh-Pooh Platter

A honking big platter that has a staggering array of meat, pickle and cracker comboes on it.

"The Pooh-Pooh Platter is to die for!"

by Michael Reiter May 18, 2003

pittsburg platter

Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.

sllllaaaapppppp
mmmmeeeaaaaattt

by slapmeat August 4, 2003

pu pu platteur

The french way of saying poo poo platter,

*A platter of poo poo or Un plateau de poo poo

"bonjour passage de type au-dessus du pu pu platteur, sil vous plais"

by Sam Anderson June 13, 2006