half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"
by carnette September 23, 2023
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Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
by James Flunder February 02, 2005
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half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.
Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero
by Ollyc98 November 16, 2007
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Ten pint job

A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)
by oball April 08, 2005
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Four-Pint-Night

A midweek night out, usually spent in a single bar or public house. Unlike more elaborate nights on the town, the Four-Pint is a casual get together of friends or work colleagues and drinking proceeds at a slow pace. Four-Pint-Nights are designed to avoid hangovers the next day.
"Hey, mate. Fancy a drink Wednesday?

"Would love to, but I've got work the next day."

"Don't worry, it'll just be a four-pint-night."
by medieval goat May 12, 2010
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15 pint man

A man who is usually a horse of a man who can down 15 pints of beer and act like he’s had nothing but water all night. There is no point going out drinking with him as when you are falling about chatting absolute makka after 4 scoops he will be thinking what a fuckin light weight absolute goon this cunt is
Damo : Check Big Harry out there he must have had 5 pints in the last hour and he’s right as rain.

Lee: That’s cos he’s a 15 pint man unlike you you lightweight weapon
by Lee The King April 06, 2018
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Swedish half-pint

A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint
Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.
by viktorious_mm September 21, 2023
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