peeboner

An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection

"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."

by metalheadsunite December 30, 2005

Peen Messaging

Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
or
See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.

Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?

by Yoyo the king creep and mike4advtr January 13, 2008

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

peeing outdoors

Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.

"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"

It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!

by Peeer July 12, 2009

peeing

1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.

I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

pedoninja

a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."

Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.

by pednoninjaXO February 7, 2010

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006