parking your lunch

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.

"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"

by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

parking lot surfing

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.

I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.

by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

Parkin Out

Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.

Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!

Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.

Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!

by PixieRose April 2, 2009

Parking Lot Vulture

Person who circles around a parking lot in their vehicle looking and waiting for anyone that is getting into their vehicle to leave so the "vulture" may immediately take the spot. This is usually done because the "vulture" is too lazy to take a spot further away from the entrance. Universities and large chain stores are usually full of parking lot vultures much like a desert is full of actual vultures.

Person 1: I was dropping some things off in my car this morning after I went to the gym and someone was stopped right behind me. Then they peeled out after they saw that I was just dropping things off to my car.

Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.

Person 1: Those people are dicks.

Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.

by WhattheChuck April 17, 2013

JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017

Parking a buick

The act of taking a large shit

Wow, I was just parking a buick in your bathroom and you didn't flush earler so we are setting up a dealership

by Jed p December 15, 2005

Parking Lot Recycler

Items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, Hazardous Materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (Caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. Lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.

Neighbor 1: The fuckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.

Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!

by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009