Paranoia

A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.

Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.

King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.

by African Jezus February 6, 2009

paranoia

baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.

people with paranoia are uselessly suspicious of others

by WEHATEYOUFUCKOFF October 19, 2008

papon

one who gave birth to evil twins. but he is such a god he turned the twins into his minions and now they do his bidding. though no one could do it as well as him.

one time papon and I went into the woods to go camping and I said I wish there was a bar here. And wouldnt you know it, papon built a damn bar by nightfall. Then he drank all the booze, kicked the shit out of all the men, had sex with all the women, set the bar on fire and burned it to the ground till he pissed out the burning embers. i asked, whyd you do that and papon said "LEAVE THINGS AS YOU FOUND EM I ALWAYS SAY!" to bill papon!!

by El Chief September 10, 2006

pager paranoia

When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.

1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.

This pager paranoia is stressing me out.

by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012

paranoia respect

The latest and greatest Paranoia remix out yet. The artist name is .3k and the song is "off the hook". This has an insane stepchart with a lot of stream. Towards the end comes a lot of eighth note streams with freeze notes in the stream. Impossible to combo this song at all. This should give Yasu a run for his money. Give this one a try.

PARANOiA Respect is the coolest Paranoia ever.

by Psymon Blaise (Re-vengE BRO 2) March 18, 2004

paranoid

1)Someone who believes they are being hunted, esp. by everyone.
2)A Black Sabbath album that kicks major ass.
3)A song on said Black Sabbath ablum that kicks major ass.

1)You're always paranoid when you're on acid.
2)I'm gonna listen to 'Paranoid'.
3)You always headbang during 'Paranoid' when you're on pot.

by Psycho Bob September 7, 2003

paranoid

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.

What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*

by Risky July 19, 2003