a great little animal that could rip off your head in a second the that it looks at you beware. if your not aware you will die please don`t aproach a panda just don`t
look at that scary ass panda
by thanoswrekt691 November 12, 2018

A cute chubby girl, one that is a bit more overweight than you would usually fuck, but she's kinda got an adorable quality that makes you say "yeah, I just might"
I was at the bar last night & this Panda hollered at me. I was about to just head home, but the way she was smiling at me with that extra cleavage & I just had to buy her a drink.
by TopR Holiday October 4, 2010

A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious
by x_hunter_x March 2, 2011

by pandas are terrible February 24, 2011

1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)
2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)
3)Black and white Chinese animal
2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)
3)Black and white Chinese animal
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"
The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"
The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"
by pwrpufranger July 15, 2010
