Packing the Trunk

Vigorous, pleasurable anal sex.

Roger's girlfriend love's rough,anal sex. She called him at work and told him that she was sitting at home, naked and waiting for him to get there and start Packing the Trunk.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009

Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

packing dacks

v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.

"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."

by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017

Kinky Pinicking

Having erotic sex while pinicking in the park

Joelle and James were kinky pinicking when their friend Justin spotted them and got hard.

by whiteCocainicskull December 23, 2018

Packing Lunch

Eating extra food when you don't know how long it will be until your next meal. Eating a lot to keep yourself from getting hungry later.

Eric began packing lunch before work by stuffing his face with Fritos; who knew if he would get a chance to eat later.

by Pantho May 7, 2011

fudge packing gerbiller

A derogatory term to describe a homosexual male.

Fudge packing refers to the act of anal sex.

Gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the anal cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.

The term is derived from a combination of the two practices.

As heard on the train platform: "Get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!"

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009