paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!

by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011

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paedolimb

An artificial limb used by paedophile amputees to spy on children. The limb can be detached and left in a remote location sending images back to the stumpy paedophile.

John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.

by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013

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Paedo-carnivour

Food preference for just eating young animals like veal, chicken and lamb.

I'm a paedo-carnivour for ethical reasons, young creatures have less self-awareness.

by Feminists December 30, 2017

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Paedacles

The thick rimmed, milk-bottle-lensed glasses, seemingly only ever worn by child sex offenders.

Damn Norman, those Paedacles really match your courderoy trousers and long rain mac! Don’t forget you’re not allowed near the park any more.

by PINEAPPLES!!!! January 24, 2018

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paedoling

an act of moving through society being a paedophile. it is an unlawful act but people still carry out this primitive behaviour. It is however animalistic. It entails people going after under aged partners for sex and immoral acts.

John Smith was paedoling through the streets of Chicago

by hmmmlisten February 8, 2019

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