Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
by Barry555 September 06, 2022
Noun;
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 14, 2011
by Ryangoslingpub May 05, 2019
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 04, 2015
A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge August 28, 2007