fag packer

A person who packs their shit the night before leaving on vacation.

Mike is a fag packer. He doesn't pack his suitcase until the night before we go on vacation.

by Your Mama June 25, 2014

Fudge Packer

A mammal that maybe able to consume large amounts of Fudge.

The yaoi convention had a sundae bar full of fudge packers.

by A man named linda January 1, 2014

Green Bay Fudge Packer

Individuals who hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin and appear to be of the faggot variety. This term is a spin on the popular sports team: “Green Bay Packers.”

That fruity fuck over there is a Green Bay Fudge Packer

There’s a dirty little faggot over there. I’m willing to bet he’s a Green Bay Fudge Packer

by ewr_gaming June 27, 2021

Fudge Packer

A requirement to be on the NFL team the Green Gay Packers.

Sorry Sir you have to be a fudge packer to play on this team.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 14, 2006

Fudge Packer

Being gay with another man and getting poop on your penis.

"Hey look, Tom Cruse is a fudge packer".

by nicholas matthews April 28, 2010

meat packer

a male who rides their friend's dick not stop to gain his acceptance. A kiss ass friend.

Guy 1: Last night ol boy was riding all on wadshisnames dick.
Guy 2: I know I saw him he such a meat packer!

by Mistah.Izzo February 23, 2009

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 11, 2008