Pilf

Professor I'd Like to Fuck

Student #1: Did you see what Prof. Smith was wearing today?
Student #2: I look at her everyday; she's damn hot!
Student #1: She's definitely a PILF!

by ProfGator August 14, 2011

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Barack Obama is such a PILF!"

by Mhisrichhero June 26, 2015

Pilferfuck

A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.

Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief

by Savvy Shelley March 18, 2017

Pilfbnd

Stands for person I'd like to fuck but not date

Wow that chick is a total pilfbnd.

by White sprinkles August 30, 2017

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 8, 2017

PDILF

"Pristers daughter I'd like to fuck"

But originally created in german

PTILF
Pfarrers Tochter I'd like to fuck.

Self explaining just call an hot girl PDILF

by ColdKeks November 24, 2017

Pilf

Stealing or being a deemo cluck diggler while extremely high on meth ...taking from anybody intending to trade for a puny shard or keep until ot is then clucked from you by deemo again somehow someday ....he will pilf it

Bro why is Robert such a deemo diggler cluck .....nigga would steal your socks if it would result in a shard somehow

Deemo .........you shall not pilf .....or you will be cut with blade of the great Tony mcshardstabber

by Walter white 721 March 2, 2018