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Super pumper

The epitome of concrete pumping excellence,. A Super Pumper is a concrete pump operator who believes every pour is a masterclass, every blockage was “the mix,” and every delay was caused by literally everyone else on site. Commonly found sitting on the pumps fender, casually swiping on Tinder, while explaining how the pour would be going smoother if anyone had listened to them.
Identified by a spotless hard hat, a story about “that one massive pour,” and the uncanny ability to deliver unsolicited advice without ever leaving the fender. Will remind you they’ve been pumping longer than you’ve been alive — even if the line is currently plugged solid.

See also: Armchair foreman, hydraulic philosopher, “I told them to add water.”
by You-know-who-;) January 20, 2026
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Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper
by Fistertwice July 21, 2020
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BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES

“BID D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES” is a verb used to describe when something or someone is doing something extraordinary.
“Damn look at Vividia’s damage on this boss, he’s such a BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES”
by Mr sneakysnek July 4, 2022
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HONKEY GAS PUMPER

WHEN YOU HAVE A FAT FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY WHO PUMPS GAS.
HEY HONKEY GAS PUMPER WANT TO BLAST INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE AND GET FIRED.
by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022
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Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.
Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.
by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023
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Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.
My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.
by SomeItalian November 8, 2023
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