Performance Amnesia

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.

Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.

by YAWA April 13, 2019

Period

The period refers to the timepoint in which all reality stops and begins to revolve around a woman's vulva. This is a point in time, where holy lambs gallop ferociously while fire attacks their soft, flammable wool. Where unborn fetuses scream and beg comprehensively for another chance and even the most unholy of satanic worshippers lay down to die as fiery planets soar across the sky. Red rivers of fresh, meaty blood , this is where uncreated child dreams commit suicide and serial killers boil their corrupted minds in a large black pot, over intense, searing flames of hate, pain, and aggression.

fuckedup period

by Herbyshire May 5, 2013

first period

periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.

period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.

by lilly- mea February 6, 2008

Periodt / Period

1.Used to emphasize a previously mentioned statement, regardless of who said it. Sometimes over used by some people.

2."In general", "nothing specific". You use it as an actual grammatical period but in speech.

3. Menstrual Cycle

4. You say this when someone is trying to make you talk more than you think you should by remaining silent.

Periodt is pronounced like: Piri it

1- person 1: -Nate is such a player. I don't wanna have to deal with that kinda shit no more. Fuck Nate, periodt.
person 2: -ain't got nothing left to say. Periodt.
Person 1: -Periodt.

2-person 1: -what is your favorite movie?
person 2: -like, my favorite kind of movie?
person 1: -nah, like, your favorite movie, period.
Person 2: -oh. The Incredibles.

3- person 1: shit dude! I just got my period!
person 2: need a tampon?

4- person 1: so, how was your date last night?
person 2 (doesn't want to talk about it): oh, y'know, it was fun...
person 1: ... ...
person 2: ...Period.

Periodt / Period

by Knowledge Incarnate January 15, 2020

cooldown period

The period of time spanning a man's last orgasm, and the time when he will next be able to perform.

Guy 1: God the worst thing happened. I was coming out of the bathroom, when I saw Sheila half naked on the bed.
Guy 2: How is that bad?

Guy 1: I was still in my cooldown period!

by G-Mizzle December 9, 2006

performance anxiety

Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"

"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"

by I'likea September 28, 2006

period

1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.

1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL!!! EEEEBILLL!!!"
2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."

by Shatose October 27, 2003