pennsylvania college of technology

A school located in Williamsport Pennsylvania where guys standards drop within the first couple of weeks of class and the average girl becomes a god.

If you see 10 guys and 1 girl hanging out you know you've reach the campus.

"Dude, what did I do?!"

"You had your Pennsylvania College of Technology goggles on last night"

by Sarzar October 14, 2014

Pennsylvania Pincher

This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!

I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.

Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!

Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!

by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 15, 2010

pennsylvania

I've lived near the Philadelphia area most of my life. I also spent about 6 weeks in northwest Texas, 8 months in Tampa Bay, and the last 5 months in Central Virginia. Compared to all of those, Pennsylvania is awesome. The big city was an hour away, the mountains were about 2 hours from where I lived, and the beach was close enough that we could make a day of it. Philadelphia may be part of a megalopolis, but you don't have to go very far before you're in the country. You get to experience the best of both worlds when you live in PA. Yes, we have attitude, but it's not like we'll never talk to outsiders. We just don't talk to them if they tell us we're all assholes when the farthest north they've ever even been is DC, which isn't even part of the North. We're actually some of the nicest people in the country, we just like to drive fast.

That place is really diverse. It's a Pennsylvania.

by crazyg4j December 10, 2009

Pennsylvania

A powerful state in the Eastern portion of the country. The Keystone State is made up of Pennsylvania proper and its external territories of Delaware and Southern New Jersey (hey, it has a friggin' sinister looking Keystone as its logo). The state is divided into three regions: 1.Philadelphia/East, 2. Pittsburgh/West, and the T- a solid GOP controlled, rural territory that is reminiscent of everywhere in Ohio outside of Cleveland. This state has the dubious distinction of having possibly the shittiest roads in the nation. From farting around outside Uniontown to the '40's era PA turnpike, you will never find shittier roads anywhere else. Also famous for being the home of the Delcaration of Independence, the Constitution, Heinz Ketchup, and freaky place names like Eighty-Four, Conshoshcockton, and King of Prussia (named for a bar).

I was lucky to survive that trip on the PA Turnpike.

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003

penny-stock

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by Wordsworth (1770-1850) June 10, 2007

Penny

From the Greek root Penelope, (meaning Weaver)from "pene". Mythology: Penelope, wife of Odysseus, fended off suitors by weaving during the day and unraveling at night a tapestry she said had to be completed before she would wed another husband. The name has come to signify a loyal, capable, and clever woman. The name is also possibly derived from the Greek name "penelops" for a kind of duck that was said to have rescued and nurtured Penelope when she was exposed to die as an infant.
Penelope has 8 variant forms: Pen, Penelopa, Penina, Penna, Pennelope, Penney, Pennie and Penny.

Penny from the Greek root Penelope

by name researcher February 28, 2009

Pennekamped

To be extremely disappointed with the outcome of something. A letdown of epic proportion. Named after the John Pennekamp in Key Largo, Florida, the biggest disappointment known to man

Guy 1: Yo did you and your girlfriend have sex last night?
Guy 2: No, she was on her period. I got pennekamped

by Keys 2011 July 6, 2011