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penny-stock 

The topic of an email, usually unsolicited, which provides its recipient with investment "advice."
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penny stock dating 

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.
"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."
penny stock dating by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014
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