A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.
by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017
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(Male) member of a symphony orchestra, so called because of their black and white garb and tendency to be seen in large groups close together.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.
by Silverfin August 21, 2006
Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs February 03, 2007
the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003
A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006