Crystal Palace Fan

To be very 'ardcore and a pure wavey don.

That guy right there, is a Crystal Palace fan.

by Wavy_Don_Thomps September 20, 2011

cha cha palace

n. A gay bar, particularly one that plays dance music and has a dance floor. This term is particularly relevant in reference to a gay bar that is the only one in a small town and/or is very out of date or tacky in its featured decor and music.

Gay man in leather chaps: Shall we go to the cha cha palace tonight for beers?
Gay man in pink lycra: Only if you're buying, darling!

by loveboat April 1, 2007

Emo Palace

An emo palace is a household with an emo kid, usually more than one. Emo Palaces may contain many emo corners and razorblades for comfort and recreational purposes.

Look at Ashley retreat into her Emo Palace. I heard she sits in her emo corner with her razorblades and slits her wrists.

by Mister Miser March 22, 2008

cum palace

A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.

I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 17, 2005

pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

Crystal Palace

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

by Flint Brigsbee May 6, 2007