Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).
I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021
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Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.
Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
by AberFitch1220 March 02, 2009
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optionment

An optionment is an optional assignment.
Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.
by Mr. Kotter March 03, 2021
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Option B

It's short for secure additional funding. Option B is to secure additional funding.
I need my car fixed but I really don't have the money for it rn. Welp, time for option b.
by I do carloans August 04, 2019
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optionable chocolate browser

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.
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Blue tie optional

A manner of dress defined by:
1. No blue articles of clothing
2. Bright colors
3. Each article of clothing being a different color
4. Underwear being worn on top of other clothing
Please come to the masquerade at my manor a fortnight from today. The dress code is blue tie optional.
by BlueTieOptional December 26, 2023
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nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.
Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?
by John Juices February 13, 2022
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