optionistic

Considering every possible option available with an optimistic attitude

There are a lot of girls at this party; I'm going to be optionistic.

by aubcourt June 9, 2010

Hygiene Optional

(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska

Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"

by Major Kong February 26, 2007

Optional

Not mandatory; A decision can be made in this situation.

Watching TV is more often than not optional.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

opting out

to kill yourself

(i.e. to opt out of life)

Guy 1: Have you seen Jay around?

Guy 2: Oh shit man, he opted out.

Guy 1: All my friends seem to be opting out lately

Guy2: Fuck it, let's drink

by anon12 February 4, 2013

Optionist

"A professional who has the ability to offer one or more options to somebody else (asker). The option(s) given usually enlight a new path to follow in order to create a better reality or solve a problem. An optionist never gives consultance on which option is more appropriate to follow",

Lets say that there is a couple, whose property (house +land) has become to expensive to live in. The couple decides to contact an optionist, who examines the situation of the house owners and gives them different options on what to do.
Options
1. Couple may sell the entire property
2. Couple may sell the land around the house, make some money and still live in their house
3. Couple can rent their house and move in a more convenient place

by Fadjo (Daniel F.) September 23, 2015

Optional Requirement

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement

Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010

Intiverse Optisnuggle

A nicer, less derogatory term to describe the commonly underrated action of 'spooning'.The Intiverse Optisnuggle (I.O) is a compacted version of: intimate, converse, convex/concave, reverse, optimum, optimistic, opium and snuggle. Derived from these 8 words, the Intiverse Optisnuggle thoroughly encompasses all aspects, literal, structural and physiological associated with spooning.

Intimate: Describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the Intiverse Optisnuggle.
Converse: Alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the I.O and the generic hug.
Convex/Concave: Highlights the structure of the I.O.: two 'C's together forming the 'S' shape made by both the upper and lower body
Reverse: When one party is 'reversed' against the other/s.
Optimum: The ultimate type of hug.
Optimistic: The positive vibes released from the I.O.
Opium: The surreal feeling induced by the I.O.
Snuggle:an affectionate breed of 'hug'.

Note: This term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of participants involved in the spooning.
ie) 3= Triverse Optisnuggle
4= Quatriverse Optisnuggle
5= Quinverse Optisnuggle
8= Octiverse Optisnuggle
9= Nonaverse Optisnuggle
10= Decaverse Optisnuggle
11= Universe Optisnuggle (derived from the italian
word for eleven, undici)
11+= Universe Optisnuggle (here the word 'universe'
is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of participants, otherwise known as a 'spooning orgy')

Note: Beyond 2 participants, the prefix 'inti' is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. When the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term 'Pleasurverse Optisnuggle' can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy.

Note: For those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person Intiverse Optisnuggle, ALAS! The 'Pintiverse Optisnuggle' (intimacy with a pillow)

Intiverse Optisnuggle

Person 1:"Would you care to partake in some Intiverse Optisnuggling with me or are you content to continue Pintiversely Optisnuggling?"

Person 2:"I was more in the more in the mood for a Universe Optisnuggle"

Person 1:"I dig"

by a&e July 15, 2006