Pole Goblin

A term used to describe a raging homo.
who hoards cock in his inner rectum.
gobles on the dick.

Jim is such a pole goblin

by Ivan Tessmer February 23, 2011

Pole Slaw

Male semenal fluid. Cum.

I just sprayed your face with my pole slaw.

by Mike Scarth April 21, 2004

pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis.

Cusson is a pole smoker

by Spiffy Spleaf April 19, 2004

barbershop pole

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox

Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.

by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010