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habitchual offender

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.
Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is
by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020
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Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 9, 2021
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first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017
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offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
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Sex offender

by Urlocalhoebitch April 11, 2021
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Nose Offender

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain
by hkz2345 November 17, 2015
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