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nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
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Nutless Dick Sac

The occurrence of being born without testicles in your scrotum sac but instead the gist of the sac is permeated with a magnum sized dong.
Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.

Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.

After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.
by jcash2 January 21, 2010
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Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.
Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!
by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008
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purple nurple

A game that sadistic assholes play where the goal is to try to bruise someone's, usually a male's, nipple by twisting or pinching it.
I layed down an old-fashioned ass-whooping on my friend after he gave me a purple nurple.
by Energyman June 17, 2008
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Nuclear Powerd Zombie

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.
Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.
by Ted S January 5, 2006
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Nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.
Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.

Will: That's dope, bruh.
by Wally West the stalker December 5, 2016
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nudley

These cards are very nudley.
by Thossy May 31, 2005
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