nump

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

Man... I'm goin nump.

by Mella-bella April 13, 2008

Numpet

Small asian like stump fuck standing about 4 foot 9 inches tall

as Patricia walked down the hall, rhett looked at her and said, " man she is a fucking numpet!"

by tyler dillon April 3, 2007

nimptopsical

A term in Benjamin Franklin's 1737 "The Drinkers Dictionary" to define drunkenness

That gentleman appears to be nimptopsical

by highvolts November 21, 2013

numpty

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

by Jamie December 23, 2003

numpty

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

by mr.xyz December 28, 2005

Nomptions

Options for nomz.

Hey, where do you want to eat?

I don't know, what are our nomptions?

by AlexPaulBrian June 11, 2010

numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005