Nonchalant

not tripping over u lame ass hoes

“Omg this nigga just blew my back out from every side possible tasted the cooch from front and back,went to the doctor they told me i was pregnant,i told him,but he was so nonchalant about it was almost as if he didn’t care.anyways haven’t heard from him since,but it’s been 6 months now and the doctors still don’t see anything.but now that i think abt it that same night was when i fell asleep with him laying on my stomach and all of a sudden the doctors couldn’t tell if i was pregnant anymore🤷🤷.”

by dontworryboutwhothisis December 22, 2022

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

TTAS nonce Hamza

He is a big gnonce and he likes his cheese 8 years matured like he likes his kids. If you see him run because he will molest you ic you are under 18 because he only likes kids.

Oh look, he just touched lauren melbourne. He is such a TTAS nonce hamza.

by Ttas reporter March 26, 2019

Nana Nonce

A word used to describe an old styled person who is additionally a pedo.

Holly you’re such a nana nonce.

by Peepee47 February 12, 2020

biffy nonce

A peadophile who is also very stupid

Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?

Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too

Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce

by Chilly1998 May 11, 2020