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Nickelodeon

A television network founded in 1977 that was aimed mostly towards the younger / teen audience.

The prime of this network really hit it's peak in the early - late 90's, with amazing nicktoons, game shows, cartoons, and live action programs such as: The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Kenan and Kel, GAS, Double Dare, Salute Your Shorts, Wild and Crazy Kids, Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, and the Ren & Stimpy Show, to name a few. Kids of all ages enjoyed the network, and had the time of their lives visiting the official Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando Florida, where they can watch these programs live and even participate in the shows.

In the late 90's, something unpredictable happened. The Producers of Nickelodeon decided "Hey, these kids are having too much fun. Let's decide to fuck with their minds and ruin their childhood, and introduce a load of bullshit to the next generation of kids!" They then went on to cancel all the brilliant shows that was once the heart and soul of the network, and replace them with garbage "up to date" shows such as Zoey 101, Unfabulous, Naked Brothers Band, Dance on Sunset, and Avatar. These new garbage programs go absolutely no where and usually cancel after 1 season.

(in 2001, Nickelodeon made an awesome show and everybody thought it was making a come back. That show was Invader Zim. But to nobody's surprise, it was canceled after very few episodes because it was "too funny" and kids were "enjoying it")

The network and company itself had officially died in 2004, with the closing of Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando Florida.

RIP Nickelodeon 1990 - 2004
Nickelodeon was once a great and cheerful kids network. Now it sucks balls.
Nickelodeon by RedRelicify August 19, 2009
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Nickelback rage 

An intense headache, pain, or anger brought on by listening to a Nickelback song.
When "Rockstar" came on my car's radio, I almost lost control of the vehicle due to Nickelback rage.
Nickelback rage by reenreenreen December 14, 2012

modern nickelodeon 

Example: "The modern Spongebob is horrible. Modern Nickelodeon is dead.

Nickelodeon

1) A once amazing television channel that sold its soul to the devil on May 1, 1999 with the premiere of Spongebob Squarepants.

2) To do a Nickelodeon, or to go from being amazing to sucking rather quickly. Usually by dumbing down or changing itslef.
1) Nickelodeon was amazing in the 90's.

2) How can something go from so amazing to horrible and only enjoyed by those with minimal intelligence at best? All you need is to do a nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon by Liz<3 June 16, 2005

Hotter then a whore house on nickel night 

1) Being unbearably hot or humid, to the point of complaining and whining.
Fade: Dam man this place is hotter then a whore house on nickel night!
The Buddy: I know someone needs to crank on the AC

nickel nose 

My Husband is such a nickel nose with our money.
nickel nose by ldj93 February 21, 2018

fricken nickets 

When a three-year-old combines Chicken Nuggets with Friggin' Idiots.
Hey dad, you fricken nickets.
fricken nickets by The Don 74 July 18, 2018