Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009

Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

noodle muncher

a term used for a person of asian decent

kevin nguyen: man i love being asian

alvin mathew: ur a noodle muncher kevin

by muncheractivities November 24, 2021

noodle whiplash

When you are eating noodles or spaghetti and when you're sucking up the noodle and it hits your face

I was having Chinese noodles for dinner when I god noodle whiplash

by Ace304 July 29, 2011

noodle belly

N. Stretch marks and loose skin on the abdomen of a women. As a result of a lack of exercise after pregnancy.

”she told me she had no kids. I knew that was a lie when I saw her noodle belly."

by Sherrie Casady November 10, 2010

Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

by Nellobruh December 2, 2016

Noodle in the poodle house

The meaning is still unknown.

My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.

Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.

I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.

To this day it is still a mystery.

"looks theirs a noodle in the poodle house

Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"

by Jimmybuttons-760 May 20, 2017