The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019
Someone who is a ho and does nasty stuff like have sex in a porta potty or gets fingered by many men at school then tries to act sad and depressed when someone exposes them to another one of her boys she's talking to
by Idgafboutaho July 10, 2017
the straight up g money gangstas who roll 10 deep and bust caps in all them peeps who hate and discriminate. usually someone who is not of white man's descent.
by j rod my nizzle November 20, 2005
by Gonzo2003 May 05, 2009
by Mr popos son September 26, 2017
of or having the quality of being supremely sweet and unhealthful to eat, usually containing various chemical constituents such as artificial coloring.
by NeonGirl September 15, 2009
The true definition of freak nasty is to be sexually uninhibited. It is not being afraid to enjoy sex and tryn new things. This person can be female or male, mrried or single... It doesnt mean Ur a hoe or a skank. Just means Ur not afraid to get Ur FREAK on.
person 1: I want U to spank me with a paddle then tie me up and fuck the shit outta me.
person 2: Hell Yeah! That's freak nasty!
person 2: Hell Yeah! That's freak nasty!
by Dedi October 02, 2007