Nard

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"

by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023

Nardeli

The most beautiful example of a goddess, a women of carisma, care and love

She’s definitely a Nardeli

by Adrianxx1 November 23, 2021

Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020

nard

nickname for a cute cat

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

Nard

Someone who is a complete retard. And a narc too.

Dude, you're a fucking nard. I can't believe you told my mom that I was smoking that doobie.

by doobieboobie October 30, 2019

fuck nard

the dumbest bitch you know

audrey you’re such a fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020

Nard

A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.

Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"

by Succulent Eggroll On A Stick June 14, 2018