Muzzleload

The act of forcefully inserting and packing drugs into ones anus utilizing a phallic shape object and/or male genitalia. This allows to the to absorb them better

Buddy 1: Hey did you get that cocaine?
Buddy 2: Ya it took longer than I thought... let's make up for list time by muzzleloading it into each others rectums.

by boiler September 17, 2018

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).

"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."

by Miteam412 November 4, 2019

muzieranpoo

#1 dsmp fan best bff ever

1: do u fw muzieranpoo 🤔⁉️
bozo: nah
1: gtfo 😐 i’m getting a restraining order

by bawlsinyojawz July 20, 2021

spunk muzzle

a facial cumshot which covers mostly the mouth.

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.

by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 1, 2015

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017