Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

Monitor off

When the computing teacher locks the computers and yells "Monitor Off!"

Oi you "Monitor Off"

by ggggghttps://images-na.ssl-ima July 3, 2018

Moniteau

A group of native, idiots. Commonly known as the Monitards

Wow that kid is from Moniteau, that retard.

by JesusHChrist2003 November 5, 2018

mounith

Indian dude who cracks up easily, cannot handle alcohol, benches 50

Mounith is my daddy.

by satttuuuuu November 29, 2018

muditch

Good

That kick he done, that was muditch!

by Pandasaurus October 10, 2020

Monitor_lite

Monitor_lite is super hot and cool and deserves everyone and everything

“ why is monitor_lite in my closet? “

by Cac joke May 7, 2021