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salt miner

A salt miner is someone who is extremely competitive in sports or games, who dose not care how many feelings get hurt on the way to victory.

Salt miners gloat about thier wins in everything and never take a loss lightly.

A salt miner enjoys making someone else lose as much as they enjoy winning.
Monopoly was a bad choice with Susie, she is such a salt miner.

Last time Jim won in checkers he talked about it for a month, that damn salt miner!

Clara scared me while I was playing Jenga with friends, I lost and that salt miner just laughed.
by Dank Memes420 October 25, 2016
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Shit Miner

by Butters September 28, 2004
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maner

A group of homosexuals gathered in the form of a pile or pyramid while finger popping each others buttholes.
Jose, Ken, Jerry, William, and Darrell maner everyday for pleasure.
by the true definition April 8, 2015
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vagina miner

a conquistidor of the female genatalia; one that tears through cooters as fast as we burn coal
Ever since he got to college, once-quiet Terence has become quite the vagina miner.
by Joseph McCartney November 2, 2005
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booger miner

a person with the disgusting habit of picking his or her nose while visible to the public. nothing subtle about the booger miner's approach-finger(s) inserted beyond the knuckle, accompanied by much digging around. gross? nauseating? you bet!! the verb form is booger mining.
while riding the bus to work the other day, gerry looked across the aisle at the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. astonishing face, magnificent hair, perfect figure, and long, slender legs. he tried to avoid staring at her, fearing he'd appear to be uncivilized and boorish, so he didn't notice that she'd inserted her left pinkie finger demurely into her nostril and began vigorously grinding away. finally he could no longer resist; he had to gaze upon her again. turning toward her, he quietly said "excuse me, i don't mean to be forward, but...." and just as he was about to ask her out, she turned toward him, smiling radiantly, and said "that's alright, go ahead." to his horror, gerry learned that this woman, the embodiment of all that is desirable about the opposite sex, was, in fact, a booger miner, for she had neglected to remove her finger from her nose before answering him. dizziness overcame him as he left the bus fourteen blocks from his office just to get away from the terrible thing he'd just witnessed.
by earpuller June 25, 2006
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mud miner

1. A gay dude who shovels poop out of other guy's buttholes.
2. A straight guy who shovels poop out of girls buttholes.
dude that fag shane is a mud miner.
by coolkid6969 August 21, 2009
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Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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