huff muffer

someone who enjoys "eating out"

he likes to eat out...he's a huff muffer

by missy19994 March 29, 2011

cum muffen

a muffen you cum in and get someone to eat it

she is going to eat the cum muffen

by anal poo bum wee wee August 24, 2014

muffdiver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005

muffdiver

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

muffee

To Muffee someone is to steal all their pies.

Damnit, I got muffee'd again!

by Gammuk April 20, 2006

muffdiver

ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....

"OMG,this fucking muffdiver doesn't kno how to give head to save his life!!!"

by Joseph Gomez April 17, 2006

Moffed

(adj) Rolling so hard that you look like a complete assfuck but you feel so good that you don't care.

Derived from the character Moff who is in the movie Human Traffic. Moff rolls harder than anyone else and is hugging the speaker the entire time at the club.

I am totally moffed the fuck out!

by King lingus August 19, 2004