Muff punchers

A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.

Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.

by kenny sarkadi July 23, 2007

Muff Axe

A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina

My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.

by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010

muff trim

When a girl is in desperate need of a bikini wax

Juli, you need a muff trim you're sprouting on the sides

by Gemijoy June 20, 2003

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

muff monger

A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.

Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.

Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.

Girl: What a muff monger!

by trinitronitron July 18, 2009

Muff Corner

When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.

Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.

Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.

Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!

Frankie: What the Shell!!

by TSMC March 24, 2010

muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.

that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat

by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010