Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
by Jizzonface April 20, 2014
Get the frosty morningmug. When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Get the Idle morningmug. When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
by hanky hanks February 10, 2010
Get the Morning Showermug. by ZMC25 February 26, 2011
Get the Morning Showermug. That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton
by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015
Get the Morning Cottonmouthmug. When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.
Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
by Spam Happy August 29, 2009
Get the morning weightmug. I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
by McGinty September 6, 2006
Get the morning thundermug.