mochan

Annoying cunt or hyperactive bitch

God Becky your such a mochan

by Rick Ashley May 6, 2015

mocho

somebody that never changes their name, but does add other bits to it.
a well-bred, well-dressed gentleman, polite and well-spoken. always listening to something, so if your talkin and he seems a bit distant..its coz hes bloody BEING IGNORANT (aka. listnin moosic). a mocho always watches the following: Little Britain, Max And Paddy.., Bo Selecta

eyyyyyy wat a mocho
alriiiiiiiiiiiiite MOCHO

by anon January 8, 2005

Ass Mocha

The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich Colombian aroma.

"Dawg, I fully expelled near a gallon of ass mocha in the shitter just now."

by Mad Druid October 4, 2004

Mocha Mouth

- a noun used to descibe those who participate in the act of orally pleasuring the rectal cavity of there partner

That mocha mouth eats so much ass that his lips are gonna be permanently stained brown.

by Wayne D August 11, 2004

I Like That Mocha

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!

by Valentine B. November 25, 2010

mochahiya

Another name for runs or shits.
(diahrrea)

The hamburger I ate at lunchtime gave me the mochahiyas.

by ita garcia October 29, 2007

Mocha's Mark

A Mocha's Mark is when you fart in someone's face and then run off and vomit on their bed.

Dude, I need to wash my face and blankets because your dog just gave me a Mocha's Mark.

by masturjason April 24, 2010