texas mitten

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

by matt rich June 21, 2006

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

Dong Mitten

Another word for vagina

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten

by Ashleykme December 30, 2008

velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

by Calpernicus January 14, 2008

busy-mittens

when you have too many items in your hands

Look at my busy-mittens.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009

Stink Mitten

The name given to one's hand after it has accidentally or purposefully acquired a repulsive stench; often by running it between one's own (preferably) clammy ass cheeks, or by doing a bad fart on it.

Hey, smell my stink mitten.

by Daniel Tate January 31, 2008

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004