vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

Sittin' in a mitten

Real comfy!

Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!

by GnarDogg6 January 27, 2009

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".

"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"

by shemmin December 5, 2009

dong mitten

The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.

Hey dude, look at that shit, its a dong mitten!

GG

by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004

foot mitten

Rather like a pair of gloves/mittens however for the feet, foot mittens is a common term now used for socks :P.

" oh mum buy me some new foot mittens"...

"ey?!"

"socks mum socks!"

by pandurtle December 13, 2009

dick mitten

A derogatory term for a female with a loose vagina.

When i put my dick inside her mitten i barely noticed. Such a dick mitten..

Shut it you dick mitten!

by Kenneth Poon March 15, 2009