motted out

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.

Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR

by stannyy September 4, 2011

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006

peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.

The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.

by gfdas29 July 1, 2009

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

Mitten Frost Job

Mitten Frost Job is the act when your partner puts Ice into a sock or mitten and jerk your penis with it rather it being on your penis or it be your partner wearing it on their hand and jerking.

Hey Ophelia, i think I saw Kadoc get a Mitten Frost Job from Anastasia.

by HayhauntsHonths September 29, 2018