Get the Mitsmug. When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
Get the the oven mitmug. Playing basketball and making a highly contested shot, one would typically brag about making it “in his mit”. Alternatively, someone might use mit to describe someone as ugly. “Her body fire but her mit not there”
by Dw ab it January 2, 2023
Get the Mitmug. 1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008
Get the Brick mitsmug. 