Martha

Martha is a beautiful gorgeous blonde girl usually having a bunch of tattoos. Very petite and very kind and loving. A Martha will help you if you are ever in need and is very giving!! A Martha try’s very hard and never gives up. Totally a strong and very smart person with a great personality and lovely voice . She loves her family and her close friends. Martha has a huge heart and is loved by anyone that really gets to know her. Always up for a night out on the town but also loves to stay in and chill. Martha’s are hard workers and like to gamble. Martha’s also like Diamonds , Louis Vuitton and grilled cheese! 🤗

Hey see that girl over there at the casino slot she is Martha !!

Yeah she is so hot and has great taste and a great personality for sure!!

by ♦️Royalflush♦️ December 20, 2021

Martha

Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there

Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!

Martha was an average dog
She went- (random sound)
And- (random sound)
And- (random sound)

by kaistudio February 14, 2022

mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.

You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.

by mute spitting November 21, 2013

aunt martha kiss

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

a martha

Telling an unfunny joke or a joke that doesn't make sence

"You just did a martha mate"

by Faceofjeff April 21, 2018

St.marthas

A living hell (Period)

St.marthas is a living hell

by Ihateschoolperiod September 6, 2019

ever since martha left

*sobbing uncontrollably*

I cant take it anymore ever since martha left *sobbing uncontrollably* *gun shot* boom

by lord of shredded cheese June 27, 2020