miracle baby

A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.

Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?

miracle baby by meldroc August 5, 2009

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

miracle whip lotion by tulshead January 12, 2012

miracle-gazillor 

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

miracle-gazillor by mockme December 24, 2012

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

miracle lap by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Miracle turd 

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

Miracle turd by Hola ese June 8, 2015

miracle of 1984

When the USA beat the Soviet Union in Olympics, winning a gold medal bestowed by God

It was the Miracle of 1984

miracle of 1984 by DCobler September 8, 2016

Miracle seeds 

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

Miracle seeds by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016