minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!

by Mint Baud December 8, 2013

Minty Juney

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!

June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?

Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?

June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)

Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.

June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.

Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012

Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.

I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it

by Candy Time August 16, 2010

minty titty

Smearing tooth paste on the nipples to create a euphoric high. Also known as "paste-ing."

Jenny was so messed up from her minty titty.

by Quinston P. L. October 17, 2012

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

Minty

Fresh, crisp, enjoyable, fun, innovative.

Wow, those new shows are minty!

I got a $100 bill and it was so minty.

Can we just talk about that tiktok, it's really minty!

by CreamyDeliciousYasso October 2, 2020

Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.

Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.

by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 29, 2023